I'm freaking out!!!!!!!!!

I LOOOOVE cats but I AM ALLERGIC! I'm trying to find a baby female hypoallergenic cat! But...
THE ONLY HYPOALLERGINIC BABY FEMALE CATS AVALIBLE ARE SPHYNXES (the naked ones) 0.0 If you want to know why I want it baby and female its because females produce less allergens than males and kittens prouduce less than adults/seniors....    EDIT: I found some siberian kittens! (Sooooo cute!) But some cost 1,000$ Cha ching!